I’m getting a back paid salary increase and I’m getting a dog. My girlfriend is not keen on the idea, but a man needs a best friend. Right?
I’m getting a back paid salary increase and I’m getting a dog. My girlfriend is not keen on the idea, but a man needs a best friend. Right?
Adopt a butcher. Yeah!
My life is good. Great, even. And I've been so blinded by complacency that I've not been able to recognize that fact.
Dads are allowed to dab. Always.
Only Handle it Once
Brainfarts are caused by the rupturing of the cerebral sphincter.
I am no bird; and no net ensnares me; I am a free human being, with an independent will. -Charlotte Brontë, Jane Eyre
Made with ♥ by a human.