iamjaco

I don’t make a habit out of apologising to assholes.

We spotted four of the Big 5 during our recent trip to Africa. Can we swop the leopard with the baboon to make it a full house?

Day one of my latest leather project: a cover for my trusted Moleskine Diary. Still have plenty to do, but these 40 something eyes can’t see a thing after dark🧑🏻‍🦯.

For the umpteenth time I’ve worked my butt off on a ‘very urgent’ project, only to get confirmation of receipt more than a week later 😤. Really?!

You don’t need a silver spoon to eat good meat 🥩

My mission this year: Dont get run over.(://)

Spending the night in a fantasy themed treehouse.

Making coffee does not count as procrastination.

Bad thoughts find empty heads

The first five days after the weekend are always the hardest.

Starting the day the right way

Enjoying slow beer @ Darling Brew

And we are off to Africa! Will miss the dog children who’re staying behind. Hopefully they get along with the housesitter so well that they don’t even notice we’re gone.

Great batting by the Scorchers. Now to try and defend 197…

Cricket time!

Wow! There really are hidden, buried, missing and forgotten treasures out there, waiting for an adventurer to come along and find them. 💰💰💰 Aome of them are very valuable indeed. Are you ready to do some digging? ⚒️ ://

Why is it that whenever I want to go on leave, I get flooded with last minute requests? Looks like I’ll be working this weekend to have Christmas off. 🙁

The USDA listed the country Wakanda as a free-trade partner. The two nations apparently trade ducks, donkeys & dairy cows. Wakanda is the fictional East African home country of Black Panther. WTF? ://

The most outspoken people “know the least but think they know the most,” according to science. ://

So… I think I just told my CEO to enjoy the funeral of a close relative he’s on his way to. How do one remove one’s foot from one’s mouth?

“Every typo tells a stroy”

“We move in and out of darkness and light all of our lives. Right now, I’m pleased to be in the light.”

Finally found an advent calendar I approve of!